Finally, finally, the overpaid guys who wear the suits in the corporate-owned news media front offices have begun to come to the realization that theyโve been โplayedโ for nearly a month by the crafty badger in the White House.
In the form of โcoronavirus updates,โ Donald J. Trump has managed to get himself free daily prime-time television, radio and cable airtime to dispense useless, often false information intended for one purpose and one purpose only: to make Donald J. Trump look good.
He canโt really have campaign rallies nowadays, with enforced, social distancing, so he does the next best thing, he marches into the White House press briefing room where he commences to read a bunch of boring, exaggerated statistics about what a great job heโs doing. Not only are the outlets repeating Trumpโs drivel, they are then obviously unable to air any reporting of their own that might contradict 45โs view.
He even boasted during one of the bizarre, snore-fests, that his ratings were โthrough the roof,โ better even than โThe Bachelorโ and โMonday Night Football.โ
Some broadcasters have begun dropping the drivel when he brings on one of his advisors to say something, orโrecognizing the non-urgency of what Dude is saying every day in the first placeโhave decided to not even bother with the broadcasts. Days ago, a group of non-commercial radio stations announced they would not carry the presidential briefings because of the near impossibility of fact-checking everything he would be saying in real-time as he spoke.
Heโs such a liar.
But this Dude didnโt invent the White House Press Office system, he simply turned it to manure. Heโs good at that. He dumps on journalists regularly. He has a special penchant for insulting black female correspondents. He bullies the โbriefings,โ he blocks his โexpertsโ from answering questions he doesnโt like, he cheats to get sympathetic journalists into the socially-distanced, reduced-capacity room.
He has no bounds.
But the White House Press Corps has always been like that. I ought to know. Back in 2006 when George W. Bush pulled my White House โhard passโ after 28 years โ for no other reason than my religion โ I sneered, โIโve been kicked out of fancier parties than this.โ
I had pleaded with my friend and Bush Press Secretary Tony Snow to personally help me keep my credential. He would be leaving soon on a leave of absence to battle cancer. We stood holding hands in Lafayette Square, across from the White House, I said a Muslim prayer for his recovery. We had forged a friendship over years on the panel on Howard University Televisionโs โEvening Exchange.โ Tony said heโd do what he could.
Truth be told, as a reporter, I really could not invest much time at the White House. These were the days before handheld computers, when having a โlandlineโ or any broadband connection was premium. It was the prestige of having a White House pass.
Under those unforgiving working conditions, the White House was then (and is now) a โnews-free zone.โ There is one story per day at best, unless, as This Guy has proven, he makes a reporter the story with his insults and denials.
Iโve seen him even deny saying something he just said minutes before. Heโs practically insufferable. No, he is insufferable, and heโs an inveterate, lying bucket of spit, who, incidentally, believes heโs Godโs gift to all humanity.
Since heโs Decider-in-Chief, the ultimate audience-of-one, to whom truth is immaterial unless it makes him look good, there is no solution that favors the truth, save the evil accident of time.
James Russell Lowellโs words are instructive: โTruth forever on the scaffold/Evil forever on the throne.โ Free airtime for campaign sales pitchesโ why not? After all, heโs got the perfect solution. Right? Right?
No. itโs a news-free zone.

